Lost Vegas May 3rd, 2014
From: chickenjohn (chickenjohnchickenjohn.com)
Date: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 17:49:21 -0700 (PDT)

Please accept my humble invitation to Lost Vegas!!!!!!!!

Back by unpopular indifference, Lost Vegas is the original show of schmoes. It’s a casino environment where you get to really gamble! To win fabu-less prizes! Here’s how it works: you buy some chips at the door, you visit the games… place your bets and win BIG!!!! Take your chips to the Redemption Center, where you talk to Tracey and Don who lets ya take home a few choice pieces of prize… It’s fun! But that’s not all! Check out the games of Lost Vegas; like the real Vegas but a little funnerer:

 Cockroach Racing

Rat Roulette

The wheel of SMUT

Blackjack

Tournament Poker

Human Wheel of Death

Craps

 

These are all games you can win big on. Big. Big!!! BIG!!!!!!!!!! The show goes late, so come early all over the place. 

 

 LET IT RIDE!: Just like the big boys, you can win big! Big! BIG!!!!

 

 ROCK!: To the sounds of Silent Kareokie, with headphones!!!

 

 WEEP!: Like a baby as our sharks take all your chips!  

 

MARVEL!: Motorcycles will jump the ramp of death on fucking fire!

 

 VOW!:  get hitched at our short duration marriage chapel with Dr. Hal!!!!

 

 CROON/CRINGE!: At the Kareokie station with Beyond Paul!   


Dizzy!: Outerbody Labs will race humans in a track with +5 goggles of idiocy!!!!!!

 

POPERATTZI!:  The PHOTOBOOF will be in effect!!! 

 

SIDEBOOB!:  Mirage-A-Trios showgirls!!!!!!!!

 

CASH OUT!: At the redemption booth with Tracey and Don!

 

OOGLE!: The loose ladies and the Miami sounds of Freaktronic!

 

 CRY!: Out in disgust at our cockroach racing!

 

YO!:  Cock fighting but with ducks!!!

 

 SLURRR!: Your words, by patronizing Dirty Daves’ bar!

 

RACK!: All girl boxing that is totally not rigged!

 

DRESS!: To the nines; Lost Vegas has an un-enforced dress code

 

FOUL!:  Chicken John is your host with the least…

 

 

It's an evening to dismember, so put on your finest and come on out and do the Lost Vegas grind!

 

All gambling is real. You play with chips, that you cash out for valuable prizes. Ahem. This is less spectacle and more action-oriented. You place the bets! You race the roaches! You spill your drink! It's all about you!!!!

Lost Vegas, where everybody's nobody and that at least all of you..... This marvelous event is everything you've never wanted in a casino experience and much, much less.


ALL PROCEEDS FROM THIS EVENT WILL GO TOWARDS THE ART GRANT FUND FOR THIS YEARS CAMP TIPSY EVENT. YES, CAMP TIPSY IS GIVING ART GRANTS FOR EXCEPTIONAL IDEAS TO HELP SHOULDER COSTS. 

 

Admission is $10 in advance and $20 day of show. Don’t wait! You buy your ticket here:   http://www.eventbrite.com/edit?eid=11380450233

Day of the event, we send you an email with the address. It’s a super secret location that isn’t the kind of place that we get to do shows at, but the building just sold and before the title transfers we get to do this show. Lucky you that you are in on it!!!!

 

 

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