Poker Tournament June 1st
From: chickenjohn (
Date: Wed, 21 May 2014 10:28:07 -0700 (PDT)

POKER TOURNAMENT!!!!!   (edited)

 Here is how Tournament poker works:

The tournament starts at 7, and depending on how many players there are, can last until 9 or 10. 

It's a $40 buy in. You buy in you get XXXx amount of chips. The other people in the tournament get XXXX amount of chips for $40 as well.

You play poker in groups of 6 or 7. If you run out of chips you can re-buy for $20 and get XX chips. 

When you run out of chips, you are out of the game. 

There is a 3rd place prize, a 2nd place prize and a 1st place prize, list below. 

Tournament Poker is really fun, exciting and suspenseful. ANYONE CAN PLAY. Robert Levy is the pitt boss of the tournament, he will run the show and be there to answer questions and help out. This is the poker bluffing giant stack of chips wearing sunglasses people gathered around watching white knuckle suspense lip biting poker faced guy leaves in his underwear whisky soaked bullshit they sing about in all those shitty blues songs. That. This is that. You should play!!!! 

How to play: go here and buy a ticket:       

FIRST PLACE PRIZE:    $2,030 worth of prizes!!!!!

            *  2 TICKETS TO LAZY BEAR SF!    Lazy Bear is an underground pop up restaurant that happens at everyone's favorite illegal warehouse. It's a tasting menu, 18 courses of the finest, fanciest food you have ever tasted. Tickets to this thing are like $150 after taxes and tip, to the winner of our poker tournament THEY ARE FREE. Here is the thing: Lazy Bear is SOOOO popular, they instituted a lottery system to be fair about who gets to come. On average, 2,000 people                                        participate in a lottery for 40 seats. So basically, if you want to eat at Lazy Bear, you can't. I have heard of people offering $500 for a ticket to Lazy Bear. But for you, this is just ONE of many prizes for winning the poker tournament. 

            *2 CASES of White Rock Vineyard wine! $70 a bottle, Napa Valley winery (the owner loves Camp Tipsy). A $1,680 value. 

            *4 month bi-weekly subscription to Ritual Coffee! A bag of Ritual coffee delivered to your door, every other week. A $150 value. 


            * 1 CASE of White Rock Wine.

            * 3 month subscription to Ritual Coffee


            6 bottles of White Rock Wine

            2 month subscription to Ritual Coffee. 


Everyone who signs up gets a bag of Ritual Coffee to take home. These are some serious prizes, and someone is going to win them!!!!!!!

All proceeds go to the Camp Tipsy Art Fund


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